Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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