I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
