this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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