If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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