her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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