You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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