The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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