Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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