what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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