Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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