you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Can I color on your dick again?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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