I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize
