Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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