so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
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