if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
people are starting to question the shark bite story
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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