im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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