we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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