i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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