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I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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