break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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