My cat gives me a boner
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
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