i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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