I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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