Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
