I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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