This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize