Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
too bad you live with your parents still
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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