420 ftw
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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