The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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