So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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