just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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