Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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