let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize