My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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