Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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