Having a random hookup so left but love u
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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