jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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