I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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