Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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