I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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