And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Acid is not a monday night drug
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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