omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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