Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I want to make a zoo with you.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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