Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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