After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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