I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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