Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
do nipples grow back?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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