Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
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