the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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