Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize