Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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