this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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