just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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