Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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