How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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