Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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