do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Randomize
