soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
No subtext here. People are naked.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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